<p><em>Some people are fans of the Detroit Lions. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Detroit Lions. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far </em><a href="https://defector.com/tag/wyts-2026" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><em>here</em></a><em>.</em></p>
<p><strong>Your team:</strong> Detroit Irritable Bowel Syndrome.</p>
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