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  1. You Say You’re A Dawg, But Are You A Motherfucker?

    Thu, 03 Apr 2025 14:28:42 -0000

    Pleasure to meet you, son! Come on in and take a seat. We’re really grateful you agreed to a private workout with us prior to the draft. Pro days are useful to some extent, but when you’re cooking up a meal, you wanna get a REAL close look at the ingredients. Touch ‘em. Feel ‘em. Smell ‘em. I can smell you right now kid, and I have to say: I like what I’m smellin’. But I want more.

    [I get up, turn both chair and hat backwards, and then sit back down]