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<p>Before we get to the business at hand, a quick reminder that <a href="https://defector.com/defector-has-a-new-nfl-podcast-and-it-wont-have-any-gambling-shit-in-it"><em>All Ball</em>, the Defector NFL podcast</a>, debuts tomorrow morning. Co-host Arif Hasan and I are bringing you 100 percent football takes, with no added gambling or fantasy talk. Look for it in the organic podcast aisle!</p>
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