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1. It’s Time To Begin Safeguarding The Future Against Our Intelligent Teddy Bear

   Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:38:36 -0000

   <p>[STEPS OUT ONTO THE STAGE WITH A WIRELESS MICROPHONE ATTACHED TO MY CHEEK]</p> <p>Meet Andre. Andre is a teddy bear, but one with a secret. Would you like to tell everyone your secret, Andre?</p> <p>[SQUEEZES THE BEAR]</p>