<p><em>Some people are fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far </em><a href="https://defector.com/tag/wyts-2026" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><em>here</em></a><em>.</em></p>
<p><strong>Your team:</strong> Philadelphia Eag—God, I’m exhausted just typing their name. Makes me wanna spit on a guy.</p>
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