<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><em>Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind?</em> <a href="mailto:funbag@defector.com"><em>Email the Funbag</em></a><em>. You can also read Drew over at</em> <a href="https://www.sfgate.com/author/drew-magary/"><em>SFGATE</em></a><em>, and</em> <a href="https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/authors/232152/drew-magary/"><em>buy Drew’s books</em></a> <em>while</em> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087HC32K2/ref=nav_timeline_asin?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1"><em>you’re at it</em></a><em>. Today, we're talking about sex, tiny shrimp, doinks, and more.</em></p>
<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Before we get to today’s proceedings, let's all give a warm round of applesauce to Lauren Theisen for <a href="https://defector.com/whats-your-lamest-daydream">guest-hosting this column last week</a> so that I had more time to work on a big feature that I still have yet to finish. Cheers to Lo, jeers to yours truly.</p>
<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Also, I've yet to plug our new NFL podcast in the Funbag, so let me correct that right now. Arif Hasan and I have <a href="https://defector.com/tag/all-ball">a new podcast</a> called <em>All Ball</em>! It's all about NFL football, with no gambling or fantasy shit getting in the way! So email us all of your serious NFL questions <a href="mailto:allball@defector.com">right here</a>, and get in on that shit. Got it? Nice. Let's get down to business then.</p>