Pipes Feed Preview: Defector

  1. Only A Complete Asshole Would Get Married At Madison Square Garden

    Thu, 02 Jul 2026 16:06:10 -0000

    <p>This here is not a personal diatribe about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. I got no beef with either of these two crazy kids. Swift is one of the hardest-working entertainers in show business, and Kelce is one of the greatest tight ends to ever play pro football. They’re more than welcome to fall in love, and Swift is more than welcome to pen <a href="https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-wood-21089300.php">songs about her man’s girthy member</a>. The pair are also free to tie the knot anytime, and any<em>where</em>, they like. <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/24/nyregion/taylor-swift-wedding-madison-square-garden.html">Except for</a> …</p> <blockquote class="wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow"> <p>One of the biggest events of the summer has been a mystery: When and where are Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting married? And when does everyone get to celebrate?</p> <p>New details confirmed by The New York Times suggest a multiple-day event at Madison Square Garden, which an entertainment industry executive said Ms. Swift had rented.</p> <p>The entertainment industry executive and another person with knowledge of the matter described the anticipated festivities: On July 2, the plans call for an intimate gathering of about 100 people at the Garden. The next day on July 3, about 1,000 guests would gather there for a splashier celebration, with possible stage appearances.</p> </blockquote> <p>Seriously? You two are getting married at Madison Square fucking Garden? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.</p>
  2. OK, This Is Probably Too Much Talk About The KLF

    Thu, 02 Jul 2026 15:39:31 -0000

    <p>Up until a month ago, I rarely thought about '90s club legends The KLF. This is because The KLF were never all that big in the States, and thus I only remember them for their biggest single here, “3:00 a.m. Eternal.” If I had been paying closer attention, I would have discovered that the group, led by musicians Jimmy Cauty and Bill Drummond, were singing “ancients of Mu Mu” in the chorus of that song, in reference to <a href="https://shimajournal.org/issues/v10n2/g.-Fitzgerald-Hayward-Shima-v10n2.pdf">a mythical, pre-Atlantis lost continent</a>. I also would have known that Drummond was a multi-hyphenate of the oddest sort: a musician/producer/promoter/performance artist/carpenter who, in tandem with Cauty, infamously took a million pounds sterling from their KLF earnings and deliberately <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZydV39hb8">lit it on fire</a>.</p> <p>Now, the easiest explanation as to why these two men set a bagful of money on fire is that they were fucking insane. But if you’ve read author John Higgs’s incredible <a href="https://johnhiggs.com/books/the-klf/">history of The KLF</a>, as I just did, you might be more amenable to its founders’ runaway train of thought. After all, you don’t help stage a 12-hour production about the Illuminati, shepherd Echo &#38; The Bunnymen into the British mainstream, become worldwide pop stars in your own right, and then delete your entire back catalog without <em>something</em>, possibly drug-aided, going on up there. Is it not worth following your muse, even if that muse might come off as superficially cuckoo-nanners? Is there not value in the act of creation, and of creative destruction? In fact, what if art is at its core an act of conjuring? Of <em>magic</em>? Also, why did Tammy Wynette decide to lay down a track for these two lunatics when they cold-called her? THAT, my friends, is (kinda) the subject of this week’s <em>Distraction</em>.</p>